Late-night GTA leads to weird dreams

Kinja'd!!! "Jagvar" (Jagvar)
03/15/2016 at 07:52 • Filed to: None

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I played GTA V for about an hour before bed last night, and had dreams about violent crime all night. The only one I remember clearly had me standing at the exit to a strip mall trying to jack cars. First, a guy drove up in a white C4 Corvette ZR1, but he got away from me. Then, a guy in a yellow Ferrari 308 GTS, but he got away too. Finally, I pounced on a black Lamborghini Diablo VT, beat the crap out of the driver, and took off.

When I woke up, I should have felt bad about dreaming I’m a two-bit thug, but instead, I felt bad that I didn’t actually bring home a Diablo last night.


DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! QCGoose > Jagvar
03/15/2016 at 08:01

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Hnnnggg... My dream car.


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Jagvar
03/15/2016 at 08:18

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I find so hard to get a decent crew together for a heist. To many retards always ruining it for everyone else.


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
03/15/2016 at 08:36

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Yeah, same here. I somehow managed to get through the first four heists, but I haven’t even attempted to start Pacific Standard Job. I hear that one’s all but impossible, unless you play with a group of skilled friends.


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Jagvar
03/15/2016 at 08:53

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Yeah, I’ve only gotten past the first one. Ran the Pacific standard job with a pickup group. Wasted two hours dieing in the alleyway...


Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
03/15/2016 at 08:58

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Ps3 or pc? I think I've done the job with loudmusic and Jayhawk Jake and Shelbyracer from oppo a few months ago. they're all level 55 and I'm like level 17 or something.


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
03/15/2016 at 09:04

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I’m on the PC.


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
03/15/2016 at 09:05

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The next three heists after Fleeca Job (Prison Break, Humane Labs Raid, and Series A) aren’t so bad. Each one took me about a week to get through, and that was playing with randoms. It just takes a lot of patience and a lot of repeated failures before you’re matched up with a competent crew.


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
03/15/2016 at 09:09

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I’m PC too. I’m up to level 101 now, so I have access to a decent weapons cache. Add me if you want some help beating heists. My gamer tag is Snugglebear1202.


Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
03/15/2016 at 09:09

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I know theloudmusic and Jayhawk Jake have it for pc. Loud’s username is theloudmusic and I think Jacob’s is JayhawkJake.


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Jagvar
03/15/2016 at 10:04

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Will do it tonight when I get home, I do enjoy GTA V.